Killer Jokes -1

🙎mahila train se utri, 🚋🚋🚋🚋

usne Sardar se puchha yeh koun sa station hai?

Sardar hansa, zor se hansa, zor zor se hasa, 

hanste hanste lot pot ho gaya, aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola Pagli, 

yeh Railway station hai...😛😀😛😀😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sita ji k vanvaas 🌳🌲🌿jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.

Wah wah.👏🙏

Sita ji k vanvaas🍀🍃🌱🍂🌴 jane mein bahut badi seekh 💥💫🌟✨hai. 

Ghar me 3-3 saas😡😈😤 ho to jungle hi theek hai 😄. 

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😄Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,

ek din to sabne marna hai,

char din ki hai zindagi,

kha lo jee bhar ke,

agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..😜😜

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BoY : 😒Ro kyu rhi ho..??

GaL : 😩 Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...

BoY : 😒Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : 😫Sirf 88% ..

Boy : 😡 Khuda ka Khauf kr ..

Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!

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Straight Insult :

HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?

WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai...😀😄😂😭😭

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Classic insult..

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Girl:"meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka

marta hai..

Boy:"to tum koi accha sa toothpaste

istimaal kyo nahi karti..??..😳😁😁😂😂😂😂

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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani 💦 Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi . 

Customer gusse mein 😡 bola:

Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....😜😝😂😂

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This is a killer......

New Born Baby Slowly Opens It's Tiny Eyes and Asks Nurse : Why No Lights ?

NURSE : Power Cut !

!BABY : Ohhh tari...

Phir se India mein paida ho gaya 😆😆

"Best Awareness Signboards" 

Traffic Dept: "Donate Blood, But Not On Roads..." 

Forest Dept: "Shoot The Bird With Camera Not With Gun..." 

Petrol Pump: " No Smoking" " Your Life May Be Worthless But Our Petrol Is Costly".

😊